2017 NFL Preseason Official Thread

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Postby inspectorhound » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:54 pm

*You can't be a transplant fan of the Warriors or Patriots though. Fuck off.
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Postby rixx » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:55 pm

the only reason i can possibly stomach calling myself an LA Rams fan now is cuz of their prior history with the city

if it was a fresh move from st louis, fuck no
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Postby separator » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:57 pm

inspectorhound wrote:If you move to a city and live there 5+ years, you are allowed to root for that city's team.*

But if the city has 2 or more teams in that sport, you have to root for the worse one.


tough but fair
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Postby pissydan » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:57 pm

beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:
5% Tint wrote:the Bills turning Watkins, Darby, and a 6 into Gaines, Mathews, and a 2 and a 3 seems like pretty good business

Yeah but the bills don't have a true X. I guess their new slot receiver is their #1 now?

Plus another thing to remember is Tyrod's numbers are completely different when Sammy plays and when he doesn't. Like he's not the same quarterback at all.

considering sammy's injury history and the fact they didn't pick up that 5th year rookie deal option in the first place, the deal(s) look good.
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Postby separator » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:58 pm

how is lesean as a receiving back?
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:59 pm

separator wrote:
inspectorhound wrote:If you move to a city and live there 5+ years, you are allowed to root for that city's team.*

But if the city has 2 or more teams in that sport, you have to root for the worse one.


tough but fair


Do you root for the Knicks or Nets in this scenario?
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:59 pm

pissydan wrote:
beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:
5% Tint wrote:the Bills turning Watkins, Darby, and a 6 into Gaines, Mathews, and a 2 and a 3 seems like pretty good business

Yeah but the bills don't have a true X. I guess their new slot receiver is their #1 now?

Plus another thing to remember is Tyrod's numbers are completely different when Sammy plays and when he doesn't. Like he's not the same quarterback at all.

considering sammy's injury history and the fact they didn't pick up that 5th year rookie deal option in the first place, the deal(s) look good.

Forgot about the 5th year
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Postby pissydan » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:00 pm

separator wrote:how is lesean as a receiving back?

caught 50 balls last year. can't be awful.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:00 pm

separator wrote:how is lesean as a receiving back?

Serious?
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:00 pm

He's pretty elite
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Postby separator » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:00 pm

Nets/Mets/Jets
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:04 pm

The Knicks are so bad
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Postby Amblin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:09 pm

separator wrote:
inspectorhound wrote:If you move to a city and live there 5+ years, you are allowed to root for that city's team.*

But if the city has 2 or more teams in that sport, you have to root for the worse one.


tough but fair


Good opportunity to get in on the Lakers right now
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Postby rixx » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:47 pm

gambra wrote:Yeah started last night. First episode is on NFL.com as well which is cool.
http://a.video.nfl.com/films/vodzilla/7 ... 8_700k.mp4


just watched the first episode. gerald mccoy is awesome. i had no idea. loved him in the kimono and his son is adorable
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:50 pm

Amblin wrote:
separator wrote:
inspectorhound wrote:If you move to a city and live there 5+ years, you are allowed to root for that city's team.*

But if the city has 2 or more teams in that sport, you have to root for the worse one.


tough but fair


Good opportunity to get in on the Lakers right now

Lakers should be an exception here, given that in spite of the last few years they still have one of the biggest fanbases in the league.
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Postby Bob511 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:58 pm

pissydan wrote:
milknight wrote:Im only allowed to root for the San Diego Chargers

ive got some bad news for you...

That's not really bad news.
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Postby rixx » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:04 pm

i just read today that the rams new stadium is delayed and so the bolts have to play at least three seasons at stubhub center. what a fucking joke

at least my chargers hat is entirely black so it looks like i'm in mourning
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Postby inspectorhound » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:26 pm

Attn mcwop23 & nathan




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Postby Dear You » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:37 pm

a younger me never really figured out who was considered the "local team" growing up in central delaware. weird amalgam of ravens/steelers/eagles/redskins/patriots (of course) fans.

my dad's a browns fan and my mom's a ravens fan so i'll never understood why they bought me a packers starter™ jacket and my sister a vikings starter™ jacket but eh i guess that's part of how i came to be where i'm at now.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:30 pm

nonchalant wrote:
gambra wrote:Yeah started last night. First episode is on NFL.com as well which is cool.
http://a.video.nfl.com/films/vodzilla/7 ... 8_700k.mp4


just watched the first episode. gerald mccoy is awesome. i had no idea. loved him in the kimono and his son is adorable

I'm prob wrong but felt like he was going for this
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:56 pm

Dear You wrote:a younger me never really figured out who was considered the "local team" growing up in central delaware. weird amalgam of ravens/steelers/eagles/redskins/patriots (of course) fans.

my dad's a browns fan and my mom's a ravens fan so i'll never understood why they bought me a packers starter™ jacket and my sister a vikings starter™ jacket but eh i guess that's part of how i came to be where i'm at now.


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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:58 pm

Dude where have you been
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:00 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:Dude where have you been

In the sunken place (49ers fandom).
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:05 pm

Good to see you homey
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:08 pm

you too my guy
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:15 pm

Did you know that if you're a 49ers fan in 2017 the government can just take your things and destroy them?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:39 pm



The Coughlin Effect
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Postby separator » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:03 pm

Shakira welcome back and do not troll me about Kirk cousins.
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:58 pm

Thank you sep, but I'm now required to post every time Cousins makes a bonehead play. I apologize in advance.
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Postby fury » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:54 pm

Watching chargers in la is extreme depression
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