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by Clive » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:11 am
I’ve always wondered if pheromone-wise some people are simply either compatible or not. Like if a lady really thinks I smell good all the time, there’s gotta be some out there that wouldn’t think that at all, right?
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by milknight » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:12 am
If it dont wear it its very unpleasant for at least me and very possibly other ppl
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by milknight » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:13 am
I forget to all the time so i know
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by kid8 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:13 am
I just switched from antiperspirant to deoderant because of pit stains. I dont even sweat or anything. Pretty sure i dont stink.
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by milano boy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:16 am
i ruined so many white shirts because of antiperspirant even the ones that advertise "no yellow stains!" did it
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by cud nylon » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:18 am
i do whatever i can to not smell like the old customers at work who reek so bad it lingers after they've walked away.
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by white mage » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:20 am
this is reminding me of a pinkerton thread where he said he was just cumming right onto his carpet and vacuuming it up in hopes that the residual semen would turn his bedroom into a pheromone sex dungeon that the ladies would not be able to resist
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by milano boy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:22 am
my freshman year roommate used to wear under armor under his shirts and put deodorant on the outside of the under armor shirt.
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by milano boy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:22 am
he was a real piece of shit
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by white mage » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:23 am
lol
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by milano boy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:24 am
i came back to the room one night really fucked up and he was playing porn on his new 50 inch tv from his computer and jerkin it. he got really startled and switched the video to star wars, but something happened to the audio and porn sounds were still coming out of the tv.
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by scramble » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:25 am
metersk wrote:my freshman year roommate used to wear under armor under his shirts and put deodorant on the outside of the under armor shirt.
Electrical engineering or computer science?
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by milano boy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:28 am
scramble wrote:metersk wrote:my freshman year roommate used to wear under armor under his shirts and put deodorant on the outside of the under armor shirt.
Electrical engineering or computer science?
i think he was "american studies" which was the joke major that people did when they didn't need to care about life after college or potentially weren't smart enough to pass in another major. i think he told me "the sweat molecules would go through the under armor and get absorbed by the deodorant"....which is obviously not how it works at all.
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by brent » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:33 am
scent is a pretty crazy thing when you really think about it
it's very primal
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by crash.landing » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:39 am
doomedhuh wrote:gross. wear deodorant
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by clouds » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:41 am
stink is perplexing. one if the worst smelling humans ive encountered was a man in a 3 piece suit on a short southwest flight.
but like ive given rides to homeless people and some hippies who had been backpacking for weeks who didnt stink.
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by ~*courteous sage*~ » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:05 am
haven't worn deodorant for a couple of years. I like my smell. I am pretty much hairless though lol
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by WeirdJungle » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:08 am
yeah IME this only works if you don't have any body hair
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by Edgar Renteria » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:08 am
Mine Is Clouds wrote:stink is perplexing. one if the worst smelling humans ive encountered was a man in a 3 piece suit on a short southwest flight.
but like ive given rides to homeless people and some hippies who had been backpacking for weeks who didnt stink.
If you have a hairless chest and fairly hairless arms you wont stink. My natural scent is that of roses and myrrh. Ape-like men always smell and it is revolting.
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by quinine » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:19 am
oh wait I meant to post the opposite of my post in this thread. deodorant doesn't give you cancer. idiot.
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by resum » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:26 am
This (admittedly scrump) stuff is the best:
http://www.underarmbalm.com. A container lasts way longer than 3 months, at least for me.
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by internetfriend » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:27 am
50 inch porn sounds like too much
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by opi » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:30 am
nothing is too much, when the under armour molecules shall be your talisman(s), against the odour qliphoth
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by funkfunkfunk » Fri Aug 18, 2017 2:48 am
I was a summer camp kid at a camp that really focused on big trips in the wilderness and pretty much all the trip leaders espoused a scrump/david wolf-ass 'knowledge' that after 3 days hiking in the wilderness your body has naturally excreted all the smelly toxins of modern living after which point you stop stinking.
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by fresco painter » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:00 am
Mine Is Clouds wrote:stink is perplexing. one if the worst smelling humans ive encountered was a man in a 3 piece suit on a short southwest flight.
but like ive given rides to homeless people and some hippies who had been backpacking for weeks who didnt stink.
hippie stink dulled by the dirt roads
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by Johan POOPLER » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:06 am
the solid part of my antiperspirant fell out on tuesday and shattered on the floor so i was like "okay i can start goin without" but by lunchtime i was heading to the walgreens to get some more because i smelled like a dead rat stuffed with onions by like 10am
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by Post coïtum animal triste » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:08 am
I wash my hair with vinegar, any additional smell would just be too much
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by Edgar Renteria » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:08 am
You can just buy a lime and some pall malls and as long as you aren't some disgusting stain of humanity you're gnna smell better than colleagues and neighbors
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by chargie » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:59 am
I'm allergic to the other kinds so I use one of these and they work just fine
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by chargie » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:02 am
I once had to tell a temp who worked for me to deodorise because people around the office were complaining.
The next two days he came in smelling of toilet air freshener, before reverting to type. We had to let him go in the end.
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