Anybody tried this Bulletproof Coffee (with butter) shit?

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Postby sleigh » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:33 pm

my college intro to bio class made me terrified of free radicals but that was years ago and today i'd tell you as a free radical myself it feels pretty dang sweet
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Postby fuckles » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:36 pm

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del i am going to say two words, and two words only. severe anal leakage.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:42 pm

Holy shit fuckles biohacked the number 2 and turned it into 3.
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Postby a falsetto child » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:51 pm

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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:54 pm

I'm basically 100% toxins at this point. If only I'd remembered to get my colon cleanse
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Postby hbb » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:06 pm

grammatron wrote:Holy shit fuckles biohacked the number 2 and turned it into 3.


you call diarrhea "number 3"?
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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:07 pm

The way I do it, yeah, it's basically a number 3.
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:08 pm

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grammatron wrote:Holy shit fuckles biohacked the number 2 and turned it into 3.


you call diarrhea "number 3"?


true story: my kid asked me what going #3 is and I said I didn't know and what did he think it meant and he said "getting married and having a baby?" and I said "yes that's perfect"
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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:09 pm

I learned about the power of butter at 18,000 feet elevation near Mt. Kailash in Tibet when I staggered into a guest house from the -10 degree weather and was literally rejuvenated by a creamy cup of yak butter tea.


truly amazing
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:14 pm

if only i could biohack my dick enough to crank out a functional erection ;___(
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Postby freestamp » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:22 pm

Every morning for about the last month I've had a cup of coffee with a tablespoon of butter and a tablespoon of coconut oil in it and it actually tastes pretty damn good, like a super creamy latte or something. I don't use grassfed butter or any special coffee because I dont buy any of that dude's bullshit. I tried it after a friend recommended it to me as tasting pretty good. It's pretty satisfying and doesn't leave me hungry. But I'm also on a super low carb diet, <20 carbs a day, so it fits perfectly into that.
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Postby freestamp » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:24 pm

But holy shit I would kill someone right now for a bagel or a pizza. I've read the go-to bagel order thread about 5 times through since starting this diet.
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Postby theta » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:23 pm

butter tea is tasty

butter coffee sounds fucking awful
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Postby theta » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:23 pm

full disclosure: not a biohacker
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Postby The Priest » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:24 pm

freestamp wrote:Every morning for about the last month I've had a cup of coffee with a tablespoon of butter and a tablespoon of coconut oil in it and it actually tastes pretty damn good, like a super creamy latte or something. I don't use grassfed butter or any special coffee because I dont buy any of that dude's bullshit. I tried it after a friend recommended it to me as tasting pretty good. It's pretty satisfying and doesn't leave me hungry. But I'm also on a super low carb diet, <20 carbs a day, so it fits perfectly into that.


how's your toxins level?
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:29 pm

Did he lose the weight without calories or exercise by biohacking off a few limbs?
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:30 pm

Whoah holy shit maybe having fewer limbs really does make you smarter.
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Postby sleigh » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:33 pm

more blood for your brain (less blood for your useless limbs)
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:38 pm

it is the goal of all biohackers to be free of all extraneous limbs and blood
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:40 pm

well, if you don't have arms you can't write down your insane opinions and if you don't have legs you can't walk around and tell people them. it kind of makes you smarter by proxy. If you're just a torso then you may as well be a god.
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:41 pm

just occurred to me that the first post-humans will likely be redditors
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:42 pm

humanity will devise a way to place a fedora on a fully digital lifeform before it cures cancer
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:44 pm

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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:55 pm

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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:58 pm

Juggly D, The Posting Maniac wrote:just occurred to me that the first post-humans will likely be redditors



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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:02 pm

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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:05 pm

sleigh wrote:more blood for your brain (less blood for your useless limbs)


I bet it's been purged but I made a thread wondering if you'd be smarter if you only had one limb because your brain wouldn't have to waste energy and attention on worrying about where your limbs are.
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:06 pm

Redditors will go directly from protohuman to posthuman without a certain intervening step. It's going to be weird for sure.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:09 pm

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