Pete Holmes Comes To HBO (With A Cultural Airball)

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Postby Klint » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:28 pm

I only want the best for Pete.
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Postby theoden king » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:40 pm

man, fuck pete holmes
wish only the worst for him
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:41 pm

Walking in on your wife having sex with another man. Could you imagine? From the twisted mind of Pete holmes...
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Postby pink snake » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:42 pm

I like pete holmes.
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Postby Lucky » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:43 pm

I saw Cultural Airball at Lollapalooza a few years back. They slayed
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:44 pm

get hyped for some brooklyn seinfeld
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Postby theoden king » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:47 pm

2016 judd apatow and pete holmes friendship is like that kid who was friends with the lunch lady
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:47 pm

pink snake wrote:I like pete holmes.

his talk show had its moments. His podcasts would be better if they were just an hour and less about him every time
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:47 pm

STERN: You know I saw the trailer I got to say - this show looks wild.
HOLMES: Thanks.
STERN: I mean wow.
HOLMES: Haha thank you.
STERN: How do you even like - so ok you walk in on your WIFE? And she's having sex with another MAN?
HOLMES: I know.
STERN: And that's just the beginning.
HOLMES: Yeah that's how the whole thing gets start.
STERN: How do you come up with this stuff?
HOLMES: Ahh you know, that's a good questions. I dunno, I mean where do creative ideas come from? I guess I was trying to imagine like, OK, what if you came home.
STERN: Yeah.
HOLMES: And your wife was in bed, naked.
STERN: Uh huh.
HOLMES: And you're like, well what's this all about?
STERN: Oh man.
HOLMES: Next thing you know, out comes this crazy naked guy.
STERN: Man, you're killing me. That's just too much.
HOLMES: I dunno these little scenes just come to me and I like to ask, what next? What happens next.
STERN: That's amazing.
HOLMES: Ah, it's nothing.
STERN: You're incredible.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:48 pm

theoden king wrote:2016 judd apatow and pete holmes friendship is like that kid who was friends with the lunch lady


Holy shit.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:49 pm

Glad they got a "Nebbish guy does coke" bit in there.
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Postby Lucky » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:51 pm

Cucked up and coked out, know what I'm talkin bout
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:51 pm

What if you walked in on your wife having sex with another man?
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:52 pm

Could you imagine?
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:52 pm

JUGLIFE wrote:What if you walked in on your wife having sex with another man?


I'm glad somebody's exploring this. There's lots to explore, here.
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:53 pm

The thing about Holmes that I admire is that he just thinks up these wild things and is like, well let's see where it goes from here.
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:53 pm

think juglife got stern and fallon mixed up
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:53 pm

JUGLIFE wrote:Could you imagine?


Pete will help us imagine!
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Could you even imagine?
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:53 pm

Thank you Peter Holmes for the HBO hit comedy series, Crashing.
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Postby andrei » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:53 pm

i hope the guy sneezes when the coke, that'd make me laugh my ass completely off
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Postby pink snake » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:54 pm

was that stern interview from today?
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:54 pm

andrei wrote:i hope the guy sneezes when the coke, that'd make me laugh my ass completely off


I don't know what is going to make me laugh harder: When Peter doesn't do the cocaine because he's scared, or when Peter tells us the story about how he didn't do the cocaine in one of his stand up comedy bits!
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Postby theoden king » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:55 pm

im not sure i will be able to get on board unless there is a horny black character who talks not like me but in a funny way
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Postby andrei » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:56 pm

can you imagine coming home... and, ok, so you're COMING home, but a different spelling is that while you're COMING home, there's some guy, and he's naked in your bed, and you're COMING home, and he's ejaculating in your wife
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artie lange, somehow still alive, everyone else dead
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Postby OKterrific » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:56 pm

delgriffith wrote:Glad they got a "Nebbish guy does coke" bit in there.



HBO is one step away from giving the #AnnieHall guy a show
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:56 pm

Like, ok picture this: you're having just a regular kind of day. Just doin some errands, maybe pick up a coffee, say hi to that cute barista you sort of have a crush on, not that you'd ever try anything, I mean you love your wife...and you decide to stop home, just cus you forgot something...you walk in the door...you walk down the hall...you turn left at the end of the hall to walk down the other hall...at the end of that hall is a sort of T intersection where you take a right to walk down another hall...that hall is short and you stop in front of a door...behind that door is another hall and you walk down that one as well..you get to an L intersection and continue down the next hall to the left...you pass some doors...you don't go in them...you continue walking down the hall...at the end of that hall is a door and when you open it you're in your bedroom...your wife is there...but that's this...her clothes are on the ground...and there are clothes you don't recognize...your mind is reeling...you're dizzy and disoriented from all those halls...you need to catch your breath you were walking down those halls pretty fast after all...out comes a crazy naked guy and your life is changed for ever.
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