Free Smells: The Official Jimmy John's Thread of Despair

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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Thu May 10, 2018 12:28 pm

disgusting thread
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu May 10, 2018 12:34 pm

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Postby big zorb » Thu May 10, 2018 12:39 pm

Administering ice packs to two kids who got bonkus of the konkus and feeling awful
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu May 10, 2018 12:40 pm

Which JJ sando did you get?
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Postby bongo » Thu May 10, 2018 12:41 pm

big zorb wrote:Administering ice packs to two kids who got bonkus of the konkus and feeling awful


did you get sprouts?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu May 10, 2018 12:52 pm

What about extra smells?
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 12:54 pm

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Postby terminus » Thu May 10, 2018 12:55 pm

i can smell that picture
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 12:55 pm

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Postby bongo » Thu May 10, 2018 1:00 pm

man that picture is really sad
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 1:03 pm

wait which one?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu May 10, 2018 1:03 pm

All of them
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 1:05 pm

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Postby terminus » Thu May 10, 2018 1:09 pm

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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:21 pm

viachicago wrote:
alaska wrote:jimmy johns rules


cant say im on board with this hipinion


like i know it fucking sucks, but it still rules
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:22 pm

like, i admire its commitment
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Postby viachicago » Thu May 10, 2018 1:22 pm

im having trouble following
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:23 pm

it's like gas station coffee
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:23 pm

objectively shitty, but also the thing-itself
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Postby brittle » Thu May 10, 2018 1:24 pm

i went there once and was trying to figure out the menu and the girl was rushing me (cuz that's their thing?) so i just said, "i don't know, this is my first time coming here. just gimmie whatever your vegetarian sub is."

she hollowed out the bread and put mayo and 4 pieces of cheese on it and charged me like 6 bucks.
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:25 pm

brittle wrote:i went there once and was trying to figure out the menu and the girl was rushing me (cuz that's their thing?) so i just said, "i don't know, this is my first time coming here. just gimmie whatever your vegetarian sub is."

she hollowed out the bread and put mayo and 4 pieces of cheese on it and charged me like 6 bucks.


*kisses fingers*
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Postby brittle » Thu May 10, 2018 1:25 pm

then later i found out about the african big game hunting and the antipathy made a little more sense
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 1:26 pm

brittle wrote:i went there once and was trying to figure out the menu and the girl was rushing me (cuz that's their thing?) so i just said, "i don't know, this is my first time coming here. just gimmie whatever your vegetarian sub is."

she hollowed out the bread and put mayo and 4 pieces of cheese on it and charged me like 6 bucks.


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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 1:27 pm

you didn't even get avocado bro lol
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu May 10, 2018 1:32 pm

bongo wrote:do poepole build up tolerances for horrible food? like how can someone pound a gargantuan and then just like chuckle and participate in meetings and go about their day afterwards



this definitely a thing. when I was in college, I used to eat white castle on a fairly regular basis because there was one directly in between work and my apartment and it was open late. it was disgusting but I'd still eat it to the point that I got used to it.

last time I went to visit family, I tried it and my tolerance had completely worn off and I barely made it through a single slider
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Postby viachicago » Thu May 10, 2018 1:34 pm

alaska wrote:objectively shitty, but also the thing-itself


i mean gas station coffee isnt trying to be anything its not. you know what youre getting, and the price is usually in line with that lowered expectation. JJ's is aggressively bad but it tries to kind of frame itself as something more premium. i also just cant get over how horrendous the bread is. combined with the fact that its run by a legitimately shitty human being, and i cant say i have any real nostalgia or "this is bad but good" sorts of emotions around it. its just bad and for the same price you can actually get something good, so why bother.
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:35 pm

the bread is so bad
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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:35 pm

all i'm trying to say is i went once when i was stoned and laughed for like 30 minutes
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Postby i feel fine » Thu May 10, 2018 1:36 pm

"you know what you're getting"

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Postby alaska » Thu May 10, 2018 1:36 pm

i just love things that are, like, so pristinely shitty
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