2019 dystopia logbook: endgame

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby goofjan » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:56 am

congratulations to everyone on 50 pages of pure horror!
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby goofjan » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:56 am

oh for fuck's sake
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:58 am

All we wanted was flying cars and hoverboards
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:59 am

the money I make is actually pretty good! why else would I want more of it?
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Postby fester » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:28 pm

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Postby antoine » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:23 pm

In the future, we'll all be @amazonfcdylans
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:04 am



after walking by the Modi protests today over by the UN to stumble upon this the same day... i guess deep breaths
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:50 pm

fuck i remember when they were talking about doing this
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Postby virile » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:20 pm

set it and forget it
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Postby average deceiver » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:42 pm

andrei wrote:slaw on the sandwich? you ruined my manwich
slaw on the side....... let it ride


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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:45 pm

gah even that stylised simplified diagram of the infant’s face triggered quite painful something in me
Parenting really does change you!

Sad all around but I hope in 30 years there’s a Ted talk by a box baby who did great things
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Postby Shalabi » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:37 am



Grim
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Postby mascotte » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:51 am

KYOTO – A 400-year-old temple is attempting to hot-wire interest in Buddhism with a robotic priest it believes will change the face of the religion — despite critics comparing the android to “Frankenstein’s monster.”


https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/08/15/business/tech/kyoto-temple-puts-faith-robot-priest-drawing-praise-japanese-scorn-westerners/
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Postby dusky » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:12 am

damn I was just in kyoto 2 days ago. really wish I’d known about robopriest.

“Kodaiji temple has also faced criticism — mostly from foreigners — for tampering with the sanctity of religion“

ha ha
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Postby internethandle » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:45 am

if you meet the robopriest on the road, etc. etc.
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:43 am

mascotte wrote:
KYOTO – A 400-year-old temple is attempting to hot-wire interest in Buddhism with a robotic priest it believes will change the face of the religion — despite critics comparing the android to “Frankenstein’s monster.”


https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/08/15/business/tech/kyoto-temple-puts-faith-robot-priest-drawing-praise-japanese-scorn-westerners/

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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:43 am



really hits another level in the replies
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Postby RIXX » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:49 am

these are so much worse than the actual disney+ tweets

these fucking people...



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Postby easy » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:02 am

you, disney sir, win the internet for today.
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:05 am

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to blow my brains out when I saw that. Marketers are diseased.
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Postby naturemorte » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:15 am

chad wrote:"How can I make this about me and also congratulate myself in some way" - basically every hipinion bro
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Postby RIXX » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:27 am

saw that this morning. i can;t even get mad about that one, the sheer audacity just made me laugh ahah
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Postby Kenny » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:28 am

It's also super fake, she just rubbed some dirt on her shoulders
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:31 am

lol @ the smart water
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Postby RIXX » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:33 am

Kenny wrote:It's also super fake, she just rubbed some dirt on her shoulders

well of course lol
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Postby Gutslab » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:38 am

Not novel. Still clever.
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