The Righteous Gemstones (McBride/Goggins/Goodman/Patterson)

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Postby warmjets » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:03 pm

What a performance by Goggins this week.
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Postby warmjets » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:04 pm

The coors light in pepsi can scene was so good
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:10 pm

Good Goggins, Good Goodman
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:11 pm

Durham wrote:
Marx & Engels wrote:Chicken McDonalds


:ryan:


lol this rang so true for me. perfect skeeter-ism I could swear I've heard it IRL before
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Postby Mynx Butticus » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:57 pm

Fascinating that a MCBride show isn't that funny, but is still.... very good?
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:01 pm

I'm sorta lukewarm on this shit in general but there's always a few genuinely good moments per episode and Goggins really is great at playing a cretin
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Postby spix et chicho » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:13 pm

show is up and down but I appreciate the name Uncle Baby Billy too much to criticize it
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:15 pm

Both the kids are awesome and both made my laugh with Uncle Baby Billy
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:44 pm

I laugh a lot at Barry
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:45 pm

I think my thing with hill/mcbride is it's really a one trick pony that happens to be a really good trick
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Postby The Priest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:50 pm

Cause The Thing there is mostly accepting the implausible and sympathizing with the craven because there's this earnest look at innate selfishness in some cartoonish, bombastic form.

Barry plays in that world a bit but is much less surreal

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Postby landspeedrecord » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:25 am

gemstones teeters back and forth between laugh out loud hilarious to so fucking dark but darkly comedic for me

I don't mind. it has a lot of pathos, and that's not always so funny
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Postby walt » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:20 am

“Run away. Join WWF... become a bad guy.”
“Yeah, well, that’s an option.”
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Postby MonkeyTennis » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:47 am

Is Harmon gonna come back? Ninja star with a booger on it.
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Postby warmjets » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:50 am

god i hope so
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:06 am

“I disguised myself as a regular man” is my favorite line so far but there are a couple like that every ep.

The kid who played Young Jesse nailed McBride’s delivery to an uncanny degree.
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Postby sex cauldron » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:07 am

yeah I was thinking the whole time we need to see a freakish adult harmon
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Postby warmjets » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:26 am

the fuckin 80s attire goggins was sporting this episode. incredible
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:36 am

warmjets wrote:the fuckin 80s attire goggins was sporting this episode. incredible


When he was going at it with Goodman the way he said “that’s so funny I forgot to LAUGH” in that Miami Vice getup was the most perfect little 80s thing
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:13 am

trouble wrote:Barry and this are just comedic shows I find super entertaining without finding myself laughing much at all. Maybe this is what Shakespeare envisioned so many moons ago.

i find (and with this in particular) I'm just constantly thinking "fuck that's perfect" and grinning like a fool whenever these tone comedies or whatever you want to call them are hamming it up

like i thought I'd hate what they do with the libcuck adjacent bf but honestly i fucking loved him interjecting that he was raised middle class but not rich
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:15 am

cassidy freeman is unreal good in her role
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:00 pm

jack wrote:runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth


i've had this stuck in my head all morning. "daddy won't you listen/don't go missin'/i'm behavin'" killed me.

goggins is unreal good in this but i think judy might be the best character. "it IS my privates!"
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Postby The Priest » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:09 pm

yeah the lyrics to that were nuts and the original version that played near the end slowed it down and cleared it up enough that you could pick it all out
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Postby MikeS » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:13 pm

Yeah the kids were great. The one that played a younger McBride must of binge watched so much East Bound in preparation.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:44 am

look at that.. that's a ninja star with a booger on it

that's beautiful son
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:32 am

G_S wrote:
jack wrote:runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth
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Postby gskrap » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:17 am

teacher says don’t, but I do it anyway, mis-be-havin’

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Postby warmjets » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:56 am

oh wow would not have assumed it was an original song
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Postby groupb » Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:04 pm

bruceagain wrote:
G_S wrote:
jack wrote:runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth

Patterson: Joey added some amazing lines like “Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth,” which I think may be the funniest line in that song. I don’t know why. Why do I know that that’s a bad little mischievous kid? Like, what’s wrong with running through the house with a pickle in your mouth? It just is.
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