Did you hear the bad news about Disney

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:42 pm

They've hit a roadblock called Spiderman. Weeping big, fat salty tears that this giant corporation encountered a mild inconvenience in their quest to control the entire entertainment industry :cry:
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:44 pm

Pour one out for Bob Iger

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Postby delgriffith » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:45 pm

Genuinely heartbroken for Tim Holland and everyone involved in bringing #Spidey to life in glorious #technicolor
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:45 pm

What happened
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:46 pm

antoine wrote:What happened

Doc Ock got Spidey finally
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:46 pm

Tobey magire is the only spider man in my opinion
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Postby jack » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:49 pm

antoine wrote:What happened


sony doesn't want to split financing
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Postby def from above » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:49 pm

antoine wrote:Tobey magire is the only spider man in my opinion


ban
What had happen was...
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Postby virile » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:50 pm

i would never have let this happen fire mickey mouse
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:50 pm

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mfw the corporations don't play nice
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:52 pm

Can Spiderman shoot webs from his dick
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:52 pm

Kids, Marvel and I are splitting up, and the main thing we want you to understand is that this isn’t your fault.
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Postby virile » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:53 pm

antoine wrote:Can Spiderman shoot webs from his dick


he can do whatever he wants this is america
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Postby Cronos » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:54 pm

virile wrote:
antoine wrote:Can Spiderman shoot webs from his dick


he can do whatever he wants this is america


you're in Canada bro and the one thing you can't do there is call it America.

Reporting you to the mounties. Get ready to have your laptop stamped on by a horse again.
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:55 pm

virile wrote:
antoine wrote:Can Spiderman shoot webs from his dick


he can do whatever he wants this is america

I dunno I bet Disney wouldnt allow Spiderman to shoot webs from his dick
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Postby virile » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:55 pm

oh spiderman lives in new york in queens new york with his aunt where he can shoot dickwebs if he wants to
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:55 pm

Winners & Losers

Winners
Uh...Sony, I guess?

Losers
Bob Iger, who will now die a pauper
The fans, who, uh...will still get to see a million new Spiderman movies but that won't exist within the MCU, so it's just not the same
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:57 pm

Bobigerman
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Postby This Guy » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:58 pm

Into the Spider-Verse is the only one that matters
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Postby antoine » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:59 pm

Into the BobIger-Verse
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Postby jack » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:01 pm

spider man is about to enter the venom-verse

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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:13 pm

the weird thing about tom holland is we never got to see his real personality he somehow went straight to a parody of himself before we ever got to see the real him
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:22 pm

Tim*
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:24 pm

sorry phil holland
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Postby internethandle » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:29 pm

more like LATER.... with Agnieszka Holland
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Postby Buddy Knox » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:47 pm

At least we’ll get the Mickey Mouse vs Crash Bandicoot Epic Rap Battle of History when the dust has settled.
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Postby Cronos » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:48 pm

Tom Holland’s Opus
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Postby southpaw » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:54 pm

I'm a big fetishist of really old/bad tattoos and I saw an absolutely fantastic ~20 year doc oc at the Indiana State Fair this year, close to this web image:
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Haven't stopped thinking about it since. Can't have that, Disney!
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