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Postby galactagogue » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:48 am

that's genuinely disturbing :(
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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:07 pm

Love the people in the replies saying the real dangerous one is the person filming with their phone
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:15 pm

fuck him up ralph
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Postby antoine » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:18 pm

Wait so teslas self drive now?
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:18 pm

I'm now up to four sightings of Model 3s with drivers reclined, hands off the wheel, using their phones.

Obviously I see Model 3s being driven normally all the time around DC, but in the four instances above occurred on end-to-end drives of the Ohio Turnpike, and those were the only Model 3s I saw.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:26 pm

antoine wrote:Wait so teslas self drive now?

its intended more as a safety feature than a driving option. the technology for truly driverless cars, where they're safe in most situations and can respond dynamically to all kinds of changes in conditions, is still many years away.

in other words, this very much shouldnt be happening.
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Postby antoine » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:30 pm

That's bad
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Postby jack » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:37 pm

antoine wrote:Wait so teslas self drive now?


its like a slightly more advanced version of adaptive cruise control + lane keeper assistance that is available on lots of cars now but they market it as "autopilot"
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:38 pm

it is insane that any system that allows a computer to control the car, except for intervening in an emergency, is legal in a passenger car sold to the public
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Postby jack » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:10 pm

its pretty common in cars from the last couple of years. my honda will steer itself and accelerate/brake to keep its distance from the car in front of me on the freeway but it yells at you if you don't touch the steering wheel for more than a few seconds. no one is regulating this shit yet.
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:12 pm

powderfinger wrote:it is insane that any system that allows a computer to control the car, except for intervening in an emergency, is legal in a passenger car sold to the public


yeah it reads like a giant fuck you to pretty much everyone else on the road...
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Postby Autarch » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:23 pm

jeez louise that video. just don't nap at the wheel jfc.
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Postby Buddy Knox » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:13 pm

God I sent that tweet to my friends and expected them to be on board with it being ludicrous and they all started defending it as being awesome.
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Postby Durham » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:38 pm

Calling it autopilot should be a criminal offense
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Postby quinine » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:19 pm

that's what I’ve been sayin!!
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Postby Barthes Starr » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:31 pm

galactagogue wrote:
powderfinger wrote:it is insane that any system that allows a computer to control the car, except for intervening in an emergency, is legal in a passenger car sold to the public


yeah it reads like a giant fuck you to pretty much everyone else on the road...


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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:17 pm

That monthly payment makes my skin crawl
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Postby tricksforchips » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:31 pm

That monthly payment is like a fucking mortgage.
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:44 pm

i wonder what their job was
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:52 pm

Autarch wrote:jeez louise that video. just don't nap at the wheel jfc.

If I didn’t want to nap while on the way to my destination, I’d walk.
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Postby Shalabi » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:27 am

tricksforchips wrote:That monthly payment is like a fucking mortgage.


i mean, just live in the car at this point. the guy is probably in SF anyways.
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Postby Cronos » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:07 am

galactagogue wrote:i wonder what their job was


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Postby bruceagain » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:08 am

shouldn't they have been promoted then?
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:12 am

they lost their job because they were given a better, more improved one as a replacement
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Postby chimp » Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:39 am

173k for a car, Jesus Christ
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:14 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby acidity regulator » Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:58 pm

it's just elons tribute to the holy shit bad ass video, he's such a meme darling
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